• Day 1: Crash & Launch – Arrive, dump bags at a lakeside guesthouse (big dorm or twin rooms), grab chai, then straight to Naini Lake for tandem paragliding – two of you soar while others film like idiots. Evening: Mall Road crawl, buy zero-cost snowballs, throw till cops glare.
• Day 2: Grind Light – Early 40-min Tiffin Top trek (no newbie deaths, promise), summit selfie, roll down for ropeway ride back – feels like cheating. Afternoon free: rent cycles, race around the ridge till lungs burn. Sunset barbecue at lodge – grill meat yourself, playlist fights mandatory.
• Day 3: Bhimtal Blitz – Cab to Bhimtal, do motor-boating in pairs, splash each other till soaked. Optional zip-line over the water if you’re still awake. Final hour: apple orchard photobomb, caption every pic Gangbaaz survived. Checkout by 1 PM, head home grinning. Inclusions: Shared AC stay, breakfast+BBQ dinner, cabs, one paraglide slot (per two people), boating, ropeway. Exclude: Energy drinks and your bad decisions.